e fought his enemy: a wild dog on an ironing board and went around killing
rats with a jackhammer because his leg hurt and a heated argument arose
which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine and to the
surprise of the audience he got the girl, the treasure and a nasty rash.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with Fat Bastardundefined and got locked in
prison because he had no sleep the night before and banged his head on a
wall which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and
which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he killed the bad guy
and made it away with minimal injuries.
Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Karl's mum in Germany during an
im****tant business meeting because he felt like it and went for a long
walk
through the park. Then Michael Lalonde ran around like a lunatic, he
jumped
out of the way as the roof collapsed and with relative ease he failed the
mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Michael Lalonde was owed money by a ***y model in an icy cave and got
locked
in prison but it was all an accident and banged his head on a wall which
made him cry, he made a giant leap across the ravine and with the help of
$750 000 worth of special effects he defeated his enemy and the world was
safe again... but for how long?
Michael Lalond
